We need to cast Donald Trump Superstar:

• Jesus Christ (tenor): Donald Trump
• Judas Iscariot (tenor): Mitt Romney
• Mary Magdalene (mezzo-soprano): Eric Metaxas ➡
• Pontius Pilate (baritone/tenor): Mike Pence
• Caiaphas (bass): Nancy Pelosi
• Annas (countertenor): Chuck Schumer
• Peter (baritone): Ted Cruz
• Simon Zealotes (tenor): Josh Hawley
• King Herod (baritone): John Roberts

➡ Resplendent in a sequined gown, singing “I Don’t Know How to Love Him”